Humorous Performance Evaluations
Recently we came across several quotes that were taken from actual Performance Evaluations. For those of you who have struggled writing evaluations, we thought you would enjoy a little humor in your day.
Quotes taken from actual evaluations:
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
“His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.”
“This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.”
“Works well under supervision. Especially when cornered like a rat in a trap.”
“When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whatever foot was previously in there.”
“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
“This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
“He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to meet them.”
“This employee should go far! The sooner he starts, the better.”
“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an Idiot.”
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Filed Under: Peter's Blog on April 16th, 2010
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